4. They Eat Everything

If you were to visit my house you would think that I never go grocery shopping, but I promise I do. Unfortunately, as soon as food enters my house, it is attacked like a sad cow that has wandered too deep into piranha-infested waters. I have seen boxes of pizza gone is seconds, whole trays of muffins and cakes vanish. And if I ever make brownies....they don’t even have a chance. I’ve watched them walk off with handfuls of food because they felt like there wouldn’t be anything left if they took two seconds to grab a plate. I don’t think they have tapeworms, but I could be wrong.

Solution: The solution to this one was a bit tricky. I actually had to start stashing food like a squirrel. So now I keep a container in my room full of snacks and drinks and I dole them out over a period of time to make it last. If it wasn’t for this we would never have two things that match...peanut butter- no jelly, cereal – no milk, Koolaid-no sugar. Personally, I think their stomachs must start in their feet.

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